I hate to make light of this event, because it is truly sad, but the headline is priceless. Good copy edit work. I challenge anyone not to click on the link that reads: Martha Stewart's dog dies in blast. Whoa.
On a lighter note, you'll notice her dog's name was Ghengis Khan (KHAAAAAAAAAN). This has inspired me. I think that my first kitten will be named Vlad the Impaler. Warlords make great names for pets!