tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994159395301479481.post246216387993066213..comments2013-11-16T12:41:48.534-08:00Comments on A Canticle for Grantowitz: JokeGrant Scott-Goforthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12028470535374771009noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994159395301479481.post-30995576573801226902009-02-17T12:30:00.001-08:002009-02-17T12:30:00.001-08:00A tandem rider is stopped by a police car."What've...A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.<BR/><BR/>"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.<BR/><BR/>"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."<BR/><BR/>"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"raskethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12476334638709456085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3994159395301479481.post-3406296643740210162009-02-17T12:30:00.000-08:002009-02-17T12:30:00.000-08:00I looked up some bike jokes for you...A nerd was w...I looked up some bike jokes for you...<BR/><BR/>A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.<BR/><BR/>The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"<BR/><BR/>The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"<BR/><BR/>The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."raskethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12476334638709456085noreply@blogger.com